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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description></description><title>under my umbrELLER</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @michaeleller)</generator><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>20 Worst Foods In America</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.menshealth.com/eatthis/20-Worst-Foods/index.php"&gt;20 Worst Foods In America&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/31508686</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/31508686</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:33:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Fantastic Article About Saturday's UNC/Kansas Game</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&amp;id=3328800&amp;sportCat=ncb"&gt;Fantastic Article About Saturday's UNC/Kansas Game&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30815613</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30815613</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:51:46 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>La Nina Makes Al Gore Its Bitch</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7329799.stm"&gt;La Nina Makes Al Gore Its Bitch&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Yeah, Yeah Yeah… I read the article too.  Although I found it highly amusing that Scientist Scaife seems borderline excited about his estimation that the ”current record temperature of 1998 WILL BE beaten when the La Nina has ended.”  Shouldn’t a climate scientist be hoping for the opposite?!?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30802132</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30802132</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:04:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Hillary Denies Denial After 'Mishearing'</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/04042008/news/nationalnews/hillary_is_one_big_mistake_104932.htm"&gt;Hillary Denies Denial After 'Mishearing'&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;two words: TRAIN…WRECK &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30797893</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30797893</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:12:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>George Clooney Says 'Screw You' to Writers Guild</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117983462.html?categoryid=13&amp;cs=1"&gt;George Clooney Says 'Screw You' to Writers Guild&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I heard Rick Reilly talk about this on the radio a few days ago, and he completely confirmed that Clooney went in and re-wrote most of the dialogue to match his delivery and style of speaking. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30796870</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30796870</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:58:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>not quite the same Jenny McCarthy from MTV’s Singled...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="328" id="Redlasso"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://media.redlasso.com/xdrive/WEB/vidplayer_1b/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="embedId=6d1afd0c-23d5-40f4-8471-4a6c3bddb626" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://media.redlasso.com/xdrive/WEB/vidplayer_1b/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf" flashvars="embedId=6d1afd0c-23d5-40f4-8471-4a6c3bddb626" width="400" height="328" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="Redlasso"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;not quite the same Jenny McCarthy from MTV’s Singled Out…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30727973</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30727973</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:27:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>iTunes Now Top U.S. Music Retailer</title><description>&lt;a href="http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/080403/apple_itunes.html?.v=3"&gt;iTunes Now Top U.S. Music Retailer&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;one step closer to world domination &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30725927</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30725927</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:54:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>NBC '08-'09 SCHEDULE</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Sunday:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; “Football Night in America”; “Sunday Night Football”; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Monday:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; “Chuck”; “Heroes”; “My Own Worst Enemy”; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Tuesday:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; “The Biggest Loser: Families”; “Kath &amp; Kim”; “Law &amp; Order: Special Victims Unit”; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Wednesday:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; “Knight Rider”; “Deal or No Deal”; “Lipstick Jungle”; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Thursday:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; “My Name Is Earl”; “30 Rock”; “The Office”; “The Office”;/”SNL Thursday Night Live”; “ER”; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Friday:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; “Crusoe”; “Deal or No Deal”; “Life” &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Saturday:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; “Dateline NBC”; reruns of “Knight Rider” and “Law &amp; Order: Special Victims Unit”.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30720253</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30720253</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:23:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Billy Graham Biopic Announced</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117983448.html?categoryid=13&amp;cs=1"&gt;Billy Graham Biopic Announced&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30719644</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30719644</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:12:03 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>NEW WORLD RECORD FOR ICELANDIC MEN: LIFE EXPECTANCY</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080403134808.1bx41hj9&amp;show_article=1"&gt;NEW WORLD RECORD FOR ICELANDIC MEN: LIFE EXPECTANCY&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30706476</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30706476</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:59:08 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Ted Turner Sees Cannibalism Coming Soon To A Country Near You</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/news/stories/2008/04/03/turner_0404.html"&gt;Ted Turner Sees Cannibalism Coming Soon To A Country Near You&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30705729</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30705729</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:50:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>this is the movie that Owen Wilson was supposed to be in before,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WNnXrFXkcEY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WNnXrFXkcEY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is the movie that Owen Wilson was supposed to be in before, uh… you know.  i heard that Matthew McConaughey replaced him, but i didn’t see him in the trailer.  either way Robert Downey, Jr. looks fantastic. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;***UPDATE***  I just read that Tom Cruise is also in Tropic Thunder… and apparently he’s really funny. (?!?)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30697160</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30697160</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:06:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Boy Throws Rock Through Soulja Boy's Windshield</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2008/03/22/news/doc47e43e02deb00524014754.txt"&gt;Boy Throws Rock Through Soulja Boy's Windshield&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;i applaud his efforts… and his candor.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30696538</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30696538</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:57:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>24 Best Wrestlemania Matches Ever... with YouTube clips!!!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/arash_markazi/03/28/wrestlemania.preview/index.html"&gt;24 Best Wrestlemania Matches Ever... with YouTube clips!!!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;this reminded me of being a kid in the ’80s… when me and my sister would watch WWF every saturday morning.  we never bought the pay-per-views, but there’s something very nostalgic about watching all the posturing and showmanship that these guys had.  it’s not surprising that guys like dwayne “the rock” johnson were able to move past wrestling to become legitimate movie stars.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30695514</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30695514</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:44:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>no big deal… just 5.5 million views since its upload. ...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wYX_zhlTDr8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wYX_zhlTDr8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;no big deal… just 5.5 million views since its upload.  starburst can’t be upset about that.  &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30694864</link><guid>http://michaeleller.tumblr.com/post/30694864</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:36:00 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
